More secrets behind Apple's invitation (Humor)

A while ago we had some details that I could get the official image of Apple's event next iPhone, but we have many more secrets revealed:

Calendar: Calendar icon reflects that Apple will announce two devices. it is a pun: Tuesday in English (and short) is "Tues", explain an ancient form of language to say "two" (two). Furthermore, the number 4 is on the word "Tuesday", indicating that future mobile devices will be more modern than the current iPhone 4. They also suggest that might be related to the actual date of the event.

Clock: The clock hands are pointing to the numbers 10 and 12, and is also the second hand pointing to 12. By adding these numbers (12 +12 +10), you get 34. This is curious: the biological mother of Steve Jobs, Joanne Simpson, remarried to George Simpson when he was 34 years old, demonstrating that the government is covering up what happened at Area 51 in 1966. But I digress: 3 ... 4 ... 5! Yes, the iPhone 5 will be announced! "

Maps: On the icon of the application of maps, the website reported that the number 280 in the bill reflects the obvious: that iOS 5 presents 280 new or improved features. They also say that the intersection of the yellow and orange are obvious to anyone with half brain means that Apple's new release will come in two colors, yellow and orange. On the other hand, the red pin icon means that this could fall off the website and that someone took the trouble to secure it to not happen.

Phone: Finally, the image of the phone has various interpretations and meanings. The number 1 may suggest many things: it is the loneliest number, and location in the upper right corner pointing northeast. According to the account, the northeast is where the witches were burned in the old days of America. It is obvious to anyone that the design of the new Apple phone is related to magic and witchcraft. In addition, the striped background reveals that all executives dressed in suits Cupertino, and the white phone icon has the same shape of a fetus, ie we are talking about the birth of a new era of technology.

Many people have taken other meanings, but we seem unrealistic in view of the image, so we stayed with it.

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